Bad Boys and Girls

In his book and interviews, candidate Ben Carson revealed that as a young teen, he attempted to stab a playmate in a fit of uncontrolled anger - and was only prevented from doing so by his intended victim's metal belt buckle.

After this shocking "Bad Boy" revelation, Carson's ratings in the polls zoomed upwards. 

Other candidates know a trend when they see one! And we've heard through the (totally imaginary) grapevine that the following revelations might be coming:

***** Nota bene: These confessions are imaginary and, while adhering to the persona each candidate seems to convey, are purely fictional - and satirical - in nature . . . . Mostly.