President Obama told global leaders at the opening of the COP21 conference in Paris that embracing climate change policy is equivalent to fighting terror and a "clear rejection" of what worldwide terrorists seek to do.
"Run and hide, Ahmed! It's an avalanche of clean water laws."
Obama called the climate summit with world leaders in France "a powerful rebuke" to Islamic State terrorists who attacked Paris in November.
"Scud missiles, we're used to. Drones, we can take. But No! No! No! We just can't hold out against those smokestack scrubbers."
"What a powerful rebuke to the terrorists it will be," said the President, "when the world stands as one and shows that we will not be deterred from building a better future for our children" via climate change rules.
"That's it, Yasmine! Three battalions of self-driving cars boxing us into the wadi."
**** If only they'd been taught to recycle, they might not have turned into Baddies at all.
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