Stung by criticism about its cartoon of candidate Ted Cruz's little daughters, the venerable D.C. newspaper decides to hold an (imaginary) holiday party for the young children and grandchildren of all presidential candidates, Republicans and Democrats alike.
Hi, Bernie! Nice to see you.
You, too, Mike. Quite a shindig the Post is throwing.
Yes, they've very thoughtfully provided all the kids' favorite treats. Cupcakes. Key lime pie. Alfalfa. Fresh-killed antelope. . . . Are those your adorable little lemurs over there?
Right. Those are mine. And yours are those precious little otters?
Yes, my grandbaby otters. Ooh! Look at those darling children playing "Ring Around the Siberian Tiger." Prairie dogs, koalas, kinkajous, fur seals . . .
I think those belong to Carson, Bush, Fiorina, and Rubio. But I'm not sure which is which.
Well, they're all as cute as cute can be. And oh, my! I think that is the most fetching little chupacabra I've ever set my eyes on.
Yes, she is sweet. Obviously, Hillary's.
Dearest Fellow Humorists: If you're going to utilize satire which includes small children, make sure that you're an equal opportunity offender.
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