Sometimes, topics for PFUN write themselves - as in, "Did he really, truly say that?"
Appearing as a guest on the popular Dallas-based Tom Joyner Morning Show, Barack Obama proclaimed with manic certainty that a President Donald Trump would dig up and destroy First Lady Michelle Obama's White House garden.
After rolling our eyes, every Republican who heard or read about this strange remark - and, we hope, any non-hysterical person in the Other Party - must have had three immediate thoughts:
One: What in the world is Michelle growing in that garden that a President Trump would want to dig up?
Two: As far as we know, Republicans love flowers - and herbs and vegetables and even some shrubs.
And Three: If desperate Dems are making up rumors about the ways a President Trump might "destroy the White House," what other gossip might they come up with next? Some possibilities:
***** Instead of dogs and cats as pets, Trump intends to install - or possibly breed - Komodo dragons, which will patrol the White House Lawn. He will also place an aquarium full of piranhas in the reception area.
***** Trump is going to demolish the Presidential bowling alley and replace it with a Presidential shooting range, run entirely by NRA operatives.
***** All regular Presidential press conferences will be held on Twitter at 3 A.M.
***** Public tours to the White House will be policed by INS agents, and anyone not showing proper documentation will be immediately deported.
***** Invitations to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom will no longer be open to foreign dignitaries making contributions to the Clinton Foundation on a pay-for-play basis . . . . Oh, Darn! I guess we can't use that one!
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