Hillary Rottweiler Clinton

Vote for Clinton, get a Puppy? Not quite. But close. 

A Clintonista "green energy" group called NextGen Climate, whose major gazillionaire backers fear an abrupt stop to the annual $1.5 trillion largesse doled out to the Climate Change Industry by the current Democratic administration, are holding numerous "puppy appearances" /get-out-the-Dem-vote events in critical swing states including Pennsylvania, New Hampshire, Nevada, and North Carolina - right up to Election Day.

NextGen strategists and their "National Puppy Coordinator," Nick Ellis, found that their voter registration sign-ups went through the roof, if volunteers made their pitch accompanied by a darling dachshund, cuddly collie, or scintillating baby sheepdog.

 
So they're extending the idea to last-minute get-out-the-vote efforts, employing thousands of fetching - and fetching -  Puppies for Hillary.

 
Election laws prohibit the Dems from actually giving away puppies in return for votes. But if they could do it . . . . Well, we wouldn't put it past a Party that has already gone to the Dogs.

 
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